{S'MASHIN'|SMASHIN'|KNOCKIN' STASHPATRICK!|

Alright lads and lasses, it's time to celebrate S'mashin' Stashpatrick! We're talkin' mountains of green beer, a right good boogie, and maybe even a wee bit of mischief. Remember to wear your finest garb and get ready. It's gonna be a grand celebration! Ways to celebrate: Find a parade Tell jokes| Patrica's Treasure Trove Welcome to Patty's